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Obama’s change

October 19, 2008

Obama campaigns for “change we can believe in” (which I think is funny for such an educated man – it ends in a preposition). The only change I see is changing his story as more facts come to light.

To wit:

The story hasn’t changed; we’re just too dumb to get it straight

* “William Ayers is just a guy who lives in my neighborhood.”
* “I talked to him now and then, but I had no idea what he had done until later. I will now repeat the phrase ‘detestable acts’ 27 times.”
* “Yes, like I said, he launched my political career in his own living room and I knew about the bombings and stuff all along, but I thought he had been rehabilitated. I learned about it some time after we met, which we have yet to do.”
* “Sure, we served on some boards together and spent tens of millions of dollars on an ‘education foundation’ that would frighten any reasonable person who learned anything about it, which they won’t because the press isn’t interested and I have no knowledge of it. As I have maintained all along, and I’m surprised you’re misremembering this, I’ve acknowledged that Ayers and I were colleagues. But I never knew about those despicable acts he acted upon despicably, which I condemned then and still do.”
* “Did you know I was never actually a member of the Weather Underground? I resent that you’re accusing me of something you’re not accusing me of. That bad stuff happened 40 years ago, which means it couldn’t possibly have repercussions now. Despicable acts are detestable and vice versa.”
* “The fact that I wrote a newspaper blurb (accompanied by my picture) for one of Ayers’ books, a book in which I was mentioned by name, has been known all along. I am filing a lawsuit against the GOP for spreading this disgraceful lie. You are getting very sleepy.”
* “Did Bill Ayers and I work in the same office for three years? Of course we did. I’ve never denied that. And yes, it was a very small office, which [grins] was not illegal the last time I checked. But his desk was facing in a completely different direction than mine, and I wasn’t even born yet when that building was constructed. Also, there are lots of buildings in Chicago. Look, this is boring. Can I be president now?”

Via Jim Treacher.

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